Mother of the Year

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.

Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.
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Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 3 November 2006
Score 8.3 of 6 votes

DARWIN AWARDS NEWSLETTER - October 2005

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The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who, uh, remove themselves from it...

Like two men, 17 and 21, who imitated Darth Vader, and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened them up, poured gasoline inside, and lit them. As one [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 16 October 2006
Score 5.2 of 10 votes

If Noah Had to Build the Ark in 2006

If Noah had to build the ark in 2006, his story may have gone something like this:

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain, and the rain shall not stop until it submerges the entire earth and all living flesh is destroyed. Because of this, I want you to save the righteous people and two of every living species on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 22 September 2006
Score 7.1 of 14 votes

The leisure party manifesto

A specter is haunting the world - the specter of leisure. All the great powers have conspired against it: Popes and presidents, bankers and unionists, hamburger chains and environmentalists. But, mighty as they are, they will soon fail. Machines may exist solely to produce, but humans are awakening from a dark eon of drudgery to the dawning realization that there is more to life than work. [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 17 August 2006
Score 9.3 of 12 votes : : Comments: 1

Red Skelton recipe for the perfect marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
... She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.


2. We also sleep in separate beds.
... Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.


3. I take my wife everywhere... but she keeps finding her way back.


4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 2 August 2006
Score 8.6 of 11 votes

How To Cook an Egg with Mobile Phones

This article claims (incorrectly, see below, at the end of the article) to provide instructions for cooking an egg by placing it between two live mobile phones.

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It takes approximately 2 minutes of speaking on a cellular phone for the radiation to cross the protective Blood Brain Barrier. So when ever there is a land line available use it in preference to [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 14 July 2006
Score 9.3 of 10 votes

Bill Gates speech

Bill Gates, love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 7 June 2006
Score 8.9 of 18 votes : : Comments: 1

Closer

1. Dodging Arrows

Does it ever upset you when a partner expresses anger or hurt feelings? It's important to realize that when someone expresses their feelings, they are not necessarily rational.

They do not necessarily mean anything they say. They are, in fact, letting emotional energy release, like flying arrows. If you stand in their way - by doing anything other than just [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 8 April 2006
Score 9.1 of 9 votes

HOW THE D-DAY INVASION WOULD BE REPORTED BY TODAY'S PRESS

NORMANDY, FRANCE (June 6, 1944)
Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more were wounded today in the first hours of America's invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children. Most of the French casualties were the result of artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 10 February 2006
Score 8.3 of 16 votes

What goes around comes around

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
On site from date of: 28 December 2005
Score 9.3 of 12 votes