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Versuri originale: Szomorú Vasárnap (Gloomy Sunday)

Duminica trista (Gloomy Sunday) - celebrul cantec 'Hungarian Suicide Song' - a fost compus in 1933. Melodia si versurile au fost compuse de Rezsõ Seress, pianist si compozitor nascut in Ungaria, in 1899.

Rezsõ Seress lyrics

Szomorú Vasárnap

Õsz van és peregnek a sárgult levelek
Meghalt a földön az emberi szeretet
Bánatos könnyekkel zokog az öszi [...] read all

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Last time read: 27 January 2021, 00:21
Score 8.2 of 5 votes : : Comments: 1

Mother of the YearMother of the Year

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.

Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.
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Category: Texte in Engleza English
Last time read: 27 January 2021, 00:07
Score 8.3 of 6 votes

Funny letter of a blonde mother to her son

Dear Son:

Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've moved.

About your father... He has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, [...] read all

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Last time read: 26 January 2021, 23:47
Score 9.1 of 28 votes : : Comments: 1

DARWIN AWARDS NEWSLETTER - October 2005

Copyright 2006 DarwinAwards.com
Forward this newsletter to friends!


The Darwin Awards salute the improvement of the human genome by honoring those who, uh, remove themselves from it...

Like two men, 17 and 21, who imitated Darth Vader, and made light sabres from fluorescent light tubes. That's right, they opened them up, poured gasoline inside, and lit them. As one [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Last time read: 26 January 2021, 23:21
Score 5.2 of 10 votes

Bill Gates speech

Bill Gates, love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: [...] read all

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Last time read: 26 January 2021, 23:03
Score 8.9 of 18 votes : : Comments: 1

Men's Thesaurus

"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER?"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table?"

"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.

"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN" [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Last time read: 26 January 2021, 22:58
Score 8.9 of 18 votes

Best OUT OF OFFICE email auto-replies

Choose your favourite line.

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you [...] read all

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Last time read: 26 January 2021, 22:56
Score 6.7 of 22 votes : : Comments: 2

The leisure party manifesto

A specter is haunting the world - the specter of leisure. All the great powers have conspired against it: Popes and presidents, bankers and unionists, hamburger chains and environmentalists. But, mighty as they are, they will soon fail. Machines may exist solely to produce, but humans are awakening from a dark eon of drudgery to the dawning realization that there is more to life than work. [...] read all

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Last time read: 26 January 2021, 22:54
Score 9.3 of 12 votes : : Comments: 1

Updated Golden Oldie

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Please accept with no obligation,
implied or implicit our best wishes for
an environmentally conscious,
socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral,
celebration of the winter solstice
holiday, practiced within the most
enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Last time read: 26 January 2021, 22:49
Score 7.0 of 9 votes

What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words "diet," "light," or "high fiber" on the label.

3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.

4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.

5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Last time read: 26 January 2021, 22:33
Score 8.4 of 13 votes

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