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Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: LyricsRudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer: Lyrics

Rudolph, the red-nosed reindeer
had a very shiny nose.
And if you ever saw him,
you would even say it glows.

All of the other reindeer
used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Rudolph
join in any reindeer games.

Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Santa came to say:
"Rudolph with your nose so bright,
won't you guide my sleigh [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 18 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 18:44
Score 8.8 of 17 votes

Best OUT OF OFFICE email auto-replies

Choose your favourite line.

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 7 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 15:12
Score 6.7 of 22 votes : : Comments: 2

Funny letter of a blonde mother to her son

Dear Son:

Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've moved.

About your father... He has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 4 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 18:55
Score 9.1 of 28 votes : : Comments: 1

My lifeMy life

I want my life be different
and I could be someone else,
to die and to live in the same time,
to love and hate you forever to feel alive.
I wish.......................... to be with you
because you are my life. : : deschide articolul

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 3 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 15:22
Score 8.6 of 20 votes : : Comments: 5

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like...

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 3 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 21:07
Score 8.1 of 8 votes : : Comments: 1

What goes around comes around

His name was Fleming, and he was a poor Scottish farmer. One day, while trying to make a living for his family, he heard a cry for help coming from a nearby bog. He dropped his tools and ran to the bog.
There, mired to his waist in black muck, was a terrified boy, screaming and struggling to free himself. Farmer Fleming saved the lad from what could have been a slow and terrifying death. [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 2 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 18:55
Score 9.3 of 12 votes

If Noah Had to Build the Ark in 2006

If Noah had to build the ark in 2006, his story may have gone something like this:

And the Lord spoke to Noah and said, "In one year, I am going to make it rain, and the rain shall not stop until it submerges the entire earth and all living flesh is destroyed. Because of this, I want you to save the righteous people and two of every living species on earth. Therefore, I am commanding you [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 2 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 10:25
Score 7.1 of 14 votes

Newspaper Ad

The following is an ad that appeared four days in a row in a real-life newspaper -- the last three hopelessly trying to correct the first day's mistake.

MONDAY: For sale: R.D. Jones has one sewing machine for sale. Phone 948-0707 after 7 PM and ask for Mrs. Kelly who lives with him cheap.

TUESDAY Notice: We regret having erred in R.D. Jones' ad yesterday. It should have read [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 1 times : : Last time read: 25 January 2021, 22:10
Score 9.3 of 13 votes

How To Cook an Egg with Mobile PhonesHow To Cook an Egg with Mobile Phones

This article claims (incorrectly, see below, at the end of the article) to provide instructions for cooking an egg by placing it between two live mobile phones.

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It takes approximately 2 minutes of speaking on a cellular phone for the radiation to cross the protective Blood Brain Barrier. So when ever there is a land line available use it in preference to [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 1 times : : Last time read: 25 January 2021, 22:18
Score 9.3 of 10 votes

The leisure party manifesto

A specter is haunting the world - the specter of leisure. All the great powers have conspired against it: Popes and presidents, bankers and unionists, hamburger chains and environmentalists. But, mighty as they are, they will soon fail. Machines may exist solely to produce, but humans are awakening from a dark eon of drudgery to the dawning realization that there is more to life than work. [...] read all

Category: Texte in Engleza English
Read 1 times : : Last time read: 26 January 2021, 11:08
Score 9.3 of 12 votes : : Comments: 1

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