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Winners versus losers

Are you a winner? :-) ... or a loser? ... :-(


Winners have dreams;
Losers have schemes.

Winners see the gains;
Losers see the pain.

Winners see the potential;
Losers see the past.

Winners make it happen;
Losers let it happen.

Winners see possibilities;
Losers see problems.

Winners make commitments;
Losers make [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 7 Octombrie 2008
Nota 8.8 din 12 voturi

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 29 Noiembrie 2005
Nota 8.7 din 9 voturi

My lifeMy life

I want my life be different
and I could be someone else,
to die and to live in the same time,
to love and hate you forever to feel alive.
I wish.......................... to be with you
because you are my life. : : deschide articolul

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 1 Mai 2009
Nota 8.6 din 20 voturi : : Comentarii: 5

Red Skelton recipe for the perfect
marriageRed Skelton recipe for the perfect marriage

1. Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, have a little beverage, good food and companionship.
... She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.


2. We also sleep in separate beds.
... Hers is in California and mine is in Texas.


3. I take my wife everywhere... but she keeps finding her way back.


4. I asked my wife where she wanted to go for our [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 2 August 2006
Nota 8.6 din 11 voturi

What NOT To Give Her For Valentines Day

1. A box of chocolates, clumsily rearranged in an attempt to hide the fact you ate all the caramel ones.

2. Any food item with the words "diet," "light," or "high fiber" on the label.

3. Any video starring Sylvester Stallone or Jim Carrey.

4. Flowers from a hospital's gift shop--or worse, a mortuary's.

5. Any household appliance, power tool or other item from [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 13 Februarie 2008
Nota 8.4 din 13 voturi

Mother of the YearMother of the Year

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs.

Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine.
[...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 3 Noiembrie 2006
Nota 8.3 din 6 voturi

HOW THE D-DAY INVASION WOULD BE REPORTED BY TODAY'S PRESS

NORMANDY, FRANCE (June 6, 1944)
Three hundred French civilians were killed and thousands more were wounded today in the first hours of America's invasion of continental Europe. Casualties were heaviest among women and children. Most of the French casualties were the result of artillery fire from American ships attempting to knock out German fortifications prior to the landing of hundreds of [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 10 Februarie 2006
Nota 8.3 din 16 voturi

How to Photograph a New Puppy

1. Remove film from box and load camera.

2. Remove film box from puppy's mouth and throw in trash.

3. Remove puppy from trash and brush coffee grounds from muzzle.

4. Choose a suitable background for photo.

5. Mount camera on tripod and focus.

6. Find puppy and take dirty sock from mouth.

7. Place puppy in pre-focused spot and return [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 28 Mai 2007
Nota 8.3 din 8 voturi

Versuri originale: Szomorú Vasárnap (Gloomy Sunday)

Duminica trista (Gloomy Sunday) - celebrul cantec 'Hungarian Suicide Song' - a fost compus in 1933. Melodia si versurile au fost compuse de Rezsõ Seress, pianist si compozitor nascut in Ungaria, in 1899.

Rezsõ Seress lyrics

Szomorú Vasárnap

Õsz van és peregnek a sárgult levelek
Meghalt a földön az emberi szeretet
Bánatos könnyekkel zokog az öszi [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 26 Septembrie 2009
Nota 8.2 din 5 voturi : : Comentarii: 1

THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER

Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

Dear Mr. Baker,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and [...] citește tot

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Pe site din data de: 12 Decembrie 2005
Nota 8.2 din 13 voturi : : Comentarii: 2

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