Red Skelton recipe for the perfect
proposed: 2 Aug 2006
source: Red Skelton
1. Two times a week, we go to a nice
restaurant, have a little beverage, good
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goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate
... Hers is in California and
mine is in Texas.
take my wife everywhere... but she keeps
finding her way back.
I asked my wife where she wanted to go
for our anniversary. "Somewhere I
haven't been in a long time! " she said.
... So I suggested the kitchen.
5. We always hold hands. If I
let go, she shops.
has an electric blender, electric
toaster and electric bread maker. She
said "There are too many gadgets and no
place to sit down!"
... So I bought
her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn't running
well because there was water in the
carburetor. I asked where the car was,
and she told me "In the lake."
8. She got a mud pack and looked
great for two days.
... Then the mud
9. She ran after
the garbage truck, yelling "Am I too
late for the garbage?"
driver said "No, jump in!"
10. Remember, Marriage is the number
one cause of divorce.
I married Miss Right. I just didn't know
her first name was Always.
12. I haven't spoken to my wife in
... I don't like to
last fight was my fault though. My wife
asked "What's on the TV?"
just hear him say all of these?
I love it... this is the good old
days when humor didn't have to start
with a four letter word... just clean
and simple fun.
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