Best OUT OF OFFICE email auto-replies
proposed by: Claudia on date: 27 Jan 2012
Choose your favourite line. Funny letter of a blonde mother to her
son. Dear Son: Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've [...]
I am currently out at a job interview
and will reply to you if I fail to get
the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this
automatic notification because I am out
of the office. If I was in, chances are
you wouldn’t have received
anything at all.
3. I will be
unable to delete all the unread,
worthless emails you send me until I
return from holiday on 4 April. Please
be patient and your mail will be deleted
in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your
credit card has been charged $5.99 for
the first ten words and $1.99 for each
additional word in your message.
5. The e-mail server is unable to
verify your server connection and is
unable to deliver this message. Please
restart your computer and try pending
again. (The beauty of this is that when
you return, you can see how many
in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message,
which has been added to a queuing
system. You are currently in 352nd
place, and can expect to receive a reply
in approximately 19 weeks.
I’ve run away to join a different
8. I will be out of
the office for the next two weeks for
medical reasons. When I return, please
refer to me as ‘Margaret’
instead of ‘Dave’ .
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