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/ group / romania_eu_list /) Despre birocratie.... Ecartamentul standard al cailor ferate din Statele Unite este de 143.5 cm. Este un numar foarte ciudat. De ce se foloseste acest ecartament? Pentru ca asa se construiau in Anglia, si [...]
Timp de o zi, Romania a fost de
vanzare prin eBay! Licitatia a inceput
cu un dolar, a doua oferta a crescut la
$ 2,25, iar dupa-amiaza ajunsese la $ 10
700, iar ultima oferta a fost de $ 99,9
milioane. Intre timp, anuntul de
licitatie a disparut din site-ul eBay,
probabil scos de administratori.
Iata cum suna anuntul de licitatie:
government of Romania's biggest fear is
to "sell the country." They do whatever
they can to make foreign investment
difficult. Perhaps they are afraid
someone will buy it, fix it, and then
make it hard for the crooked government
to have it good. It's about time someone
had the guts to SELL ROMANIA TO THE
HIGHEST BIDDER. And we thank eBay and
the rest of the capitalist world for
making it possible.
sale is a non-functional
eastern-european country named Romania.
The item is sold AS IS, for parts or
repair, absolutely NO RETURN or warranty
of any kind! It's a broken country!
Don't come back to me and say I didn't
stated it clear enough, or that you just
changed your mind. All parts may or may
not be there. Many are rotten, and will
need replacement (see government). Many
parts will need to be refurbished (see
large percentage of population).
But make no mistake! If you fix it,
this could be one GREAT COUNTRY, and one
GREAT PEOPLE. It could be like Star Trek
The Next Generation's Federation!
It contains vast mineral and
geographical resources, though badly
managed by its population. Some
bordering countries: Bulgaria, Ukraine,
Hungary, etc. Well known partly because
of: AIDS infected orphans, executed
dictator named Ceausescu, ultra-high
literacy which seems to be of no help,
Count Dracula, cheap prostitutes,
extremely high corruption, highly
intelligent undergrad students obtaining
high scores in competitions like the ACM
programming contest and the William
Putnam math competition, amazing hackers
(computer programmers), violent miners,
extremely high percentage of employed
immigrants abroad, Nadia Comaneci,
bankrupt government, etc.
will happily answer any questions you
may have via email.
undisclosed I am obliged to sell many of
my other beloved countries. Stay tuned
and check soon for my other auctions.
This is sold with NO RESERVE so
please bid early or the bid snipers will
outbid you in the last minute. The
starting price is ridiculously low so it
gets sold. Let the market decide what
this country is worth. I have excellent
feedback and will make sure you are
photos can be found on the net. It's
really a very beautiful country.
I will contact the buyer
immediately after the auction end and
expect a response within three days.
Payment is to be made within 7 days of
the auction end. I accept Paypal,
Bidpay, MoneyGram, and Western Union, or
International Money Order. I prefer
Paypal which is also cheaper for the
buyer than the other methods.
Local pick-up only! You
go there and can just have it all for
yourself. Hope you can fix it.
articol precedent Trist.... Mama, am iesit cu prietenii. Am mers cu totii la o petrecere. Eram cu totii atat de veseli si bine-dispusi... si totusi mi-am adus aminte ce mi-ai spus: **SA NU BEAU ALCOOL**. Mi-ai cerut sa [...]