propus: 29 Nov 2005
HE: I'm a photographer. I've been
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I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking
for a face like yours.
Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it
SHE: Must've been once. I
never make the same mistake twice.
HE: How did you get to be so
SHE: I must've been given
HE: Will you go out
with me this Saturday?
I'm having a headache this weekend.
HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few
HE: Go on, don't be
shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.
HE: I think I could make you
SHE: Why? Are you
HE: What would you say
if I asked you to marry me?
Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the
HE: Can I have your
SHE: Why? Don't you already
HE: Shall we go see a
SHE: I've already seen it.
HE: Where have you been all my
SHE: Hiding from you.
HE: Haven't I seen you some place
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't
go there anymore.
HE: Is this
SHE: Yes, and this one
will be if you sit down.
So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.
HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.
body is like a temple.
there are no services today.
HE: If I could see you naked, I'd
SHE: If I saw you naked,
I'd probably die laughing
Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your
life - in your wildest dreams.
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