Funny letter of a blonde mother to her
propus: 3 Iun 2011
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Just a few lines to
let you know that I'm still alive. I'm
writing this letter slowly because I
know that you cannot read fast. You
won't know the house when you come home,
father... He has a lovely new job. He
has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
grass at the cemetery.
was a washing machine in the new house
when we moved in, but it wasn't working
too good. Last week I put 14 shirts into
it, pulled the chain, and I haven't seen
the shirts since.
Mary had a baby this morning. I haven't
found out whether it is a boy or girl,
so I don't know whether you're an aunt
Your uncle Dick
drowned last week in a vat of whiskey in
a Dublin brewery. Some of his workmates
dived in to save him, but he fought them
off bravely. We cremated his body, and
it took three days to put out the fire.
Your father didn't have much to
drink at Christmas. I put a bottle of
castor oil in his pint of beer. That
kept him going till New Years day.
I went to the doctor on Thursday and
your father came with me. The doctor put
a small tube into my mouth and told me
not to open it for ten minutes. Your
father offered to buy it from him.
It only rained twice last week.
First for 3 days, and then for 4 days.
Monday it was so windy that one of our
chickens laid the same egg four times.
We had a letter yesterday from
the undertaker. He said if the last
installment wasn't paid on your
grandmother within 7 days; up she comes.
Your Loving Mother,
S. I was going to send you $10.00 but I
had already sealed the envelope.
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