Facebook la romani: cum ar arata satul pe o retea sociala

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propus de: Claudia pe data: 4 Feb 2011
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Cum ar arata satul romanesc daca ar fi un Farmvillage pe o retea sociala?

[Saturday]

* Ion is in a relationship with Marie.
* Marie is now in a relationship with Ion and other 26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24 people like this)
* Marie is attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca lui Marie and Ion like this)
* Marie is not really attending the event "Mulsul vacii". She is actually attending Vasile in the barn.
* Ion comes to see Marie attending the "Mulsul vacii" event and finds out what is she actually attending
* Ion is now single.
* Ion was invited to join group "Betivanii satului"
* Ion and other 20 people are attending the event "Betie la crasma". (Crasmarul likes this)
* Ion set his status to: "Suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat"
* Ion is now drunk and pissed on Marie's Wall
* Marie finished attending Vasile.
* Marie set her status to: "Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma pot trezi maine sa merg la biserica"
* Vasile commented to Marie's status "Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica viitoare"

[Sunday]

* "Babele din sat" are attending the event "Slujba de duminica" (Popa satului, Parintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru' like this)
* "Betivanii satului" missed the event "Slujba de duminica" because of it's interference with the event "Betia de duminica" (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
* Popa satului and Popa Porno are now friends (The Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like this)

[Monday]

* Marie set her status to: "La spovedit..."
* Ion commented on Marie's status: "Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?"
* Marie also commented on her status: "Taci, Ioane ca esti prost"
* Popa satului also commented on Marie's status: " :) ) :) )" (Primarul satului likes this...)
* Vaca lu' Marie set her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."
* Marie commented to Vaca lu' Marie status: "Ioi ce proasta is, am uitat sa te mulg. Dupa spovedit vin si la tine. Paste pana atunci" (Vaca lu' Marie likes this.)
* Primarul satului added "spaga" and "corruption" to his activities (Popa satului likes this)
* Sefu de Post set his status to: "La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul"
* Primarul satului is now attending "Puscaria". (Bebita sapunaru' and all his friends like this)

[Tuesday]

* Marie set her status to "Watching «Fermier caut nevasta», so f*** off"
* Vaca lu’ Marie exploded. (Ion likes this)
* Marie commented: "vaaaaiii... o murit vaca... am uitat s-o mulg... ma omoara tata cand se intoarce de la crasma"
* Popa satului also commented: "super, inca o inmormantare pe saptamana asta" (Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)
*** ... ***
* Popa satului, Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now in a relationship and it's complicated. (The Devil 666 Satana likes this)

[Wednesday]

* Popa satului set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor" (Babele satului like this; Betivii satului dislike this)
* Tata lu Marie posted on Marie's Wall: "Ce ai facut cu vaca? Te omor"
* Tata lu Marie killed Marie.

(Ion and Popa satului likes this Vasile and other 25 people dislike this)

* Tata lu Marie is now attending "Puscaria" along with Primarul Satului
* Marie is attending hell (The Devil 666 Satana, Hitler, Stalin)
* Saddam Hussein and other 75 bilion dead people like this)
* Vaca lu' Marie is attending Heaven (Saint Peter likes this)


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