proposed by: Claudia on date: 12 Mar 2009
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Dear Tech Support,
Last year I
upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband
1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in
the overall system performance,
particularly in the flower and jewellery
applications, which operated flawlessly
under Boyfriend 5.0.
In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many
other valuable programs, such as Romance
9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then
installed undesirable programs such as
NEWS 5.0, MONEY 3.0 and CRICKET 4.1.
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and
Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the
system.
Please note that I have
tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.
What
can I do?
Signed,
Desperate
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DEAR DESPERATE,
First,
keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an
Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0
is an operating system.
Please
enter command:
>
ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to
install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that
application works as designed,
Husband1.0 should then automatically run
the applications Jewellery 2.0 and
Flowers 3.5.
However, remember,
overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Please
note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad
program that will download the Farting
and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, DO NOT under any
circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0
(it runs a virus in the background that
will eventually seize control of all
your system resources.)
In addition,
please do not attempt to reinstall the
Boyfriend 5.0 program.
These are
unsupported applications and will crash
Husband 1.0.
In summary,
Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it
does have limited memory and cannot
learn new applications quickly. You
might consider buying additional
software to improve memory and
performance. We recommend: Cooking 3.0
and Hot Looks 7.7.
Good Luck!
Tech Support
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Comment article: Daniel - 8 May 2010
da, partea cu Mother1.0 e cel mai grav extra sofware pe care il poti instala...