My life

I want my life be different
and I could be someone else,
to die and to live in the same time,
to love and hate you forever to feel alive.
I wish.......................... to be with you
because you are my life. : : deschide articolul

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 1 Mai 2009
Nota 8.6 din 20 voturi : : Comentarii: 5

THE BEST RESIGNATION LETTER EVER

Actual letter of resignation from an employee at Zantex Computers, USA, to her boss, who apparently resigned very soon afterwards!

Dear Mr. Baker,

As a graduate of an institution of higher education, I have a few very basic expectations. Chief among these is that my direct superiors have an intellect that ranges above the common ground squirrel. After your consistent and [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 12 Decembrie 2005
Nota 8.2 din 13 voturi : : Comentarii: 2

Husband 1.0 Tech Support

Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and I noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 12 Martie 2009
Nota 8.0 din 9 voturi : : Comentarii: 2

Best OUT OF OFFICE email auto-replies

Choose your favourite line.

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 27 Ianuarie 2012
Nota 6.7 din 22 voturi : : Comentarii: 2

The leisure party manifesto

A specter is haunting the world - the specter of leisure. All the great powers have conspired against it: Popes and presidents, bankers and unionists, hamburger chains and environmentalists. But, mighty as they are, they will soon fail. Machines may exist solely to produce, but humans are awakening from a dark eon of drudgery to the dawning realization that there is more to life than work. [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 17 August 2006
Nota 9.3 din 12 voturi : : Comentarii: 1

Funny letter of a blonde mother to her son

Dear Son:

Just a few lines to let you know that I'm still alive. I'm writing this letter slowly because I know that you cannot read fast. You won't know the house when you come home, we've moved.

About your father... He has a lovely new job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.

There was a washing machine in the new house when we moved in, [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 3 Iunie 2011
Nota 9.1 din 28 voturi : : Comentarii: 1

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too

Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 12 Septembrie 2007
Nota 9.0 din 10 voturi : : Comentarii: 1

Bill Gates speech

Bill Gates, love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1: [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 7 Iunie 2006
Nota 8.9 din 18 voturi : : Comentarii: 1

Versuri originale: Szomorú Vasárnap (Gloomy Sunday)

Duminica trista (Gloomy Sunday) - celebrul cantec 'Hungarian Suicide Song' - a fost compus in 1933. Melodia si versurile au fost compuse de Rezsõ Seress, pianist si compozitor nascut in Ungaria, in 1899.

Rezsõ Seress lyrics

Szomorú Vasárnap

Õsz van és peregnek a sárgult levelek
Meghalt a földön az emberi szeretet
Bánatos könnyekkel zokog az öszi [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 26 Septembrie 2009
Nota 8.2 din 5 voturi : : Comentarii: 1

WHAT TREE DID YOU FALL FROM?

Find your birthday and then find your tree. This is really cool and somewhat accurate. Then send it to your friends, so they can find out what tree they fell from, but don't forget to change the subject line to your tree. Find your tree below and see what you are like...

Dec 23 to Jan 01 - Apple Tree
Jan 01 to Jan 11 - Fir Tree
Jan 12 to Jan 24 - Elm Tree
Jan 25 to Feb 03 - [...] citește tot

Categoria: Texte in Engleza English
Pe site din data de: 28 Noiembrie 2005
Nota 8.1 din 8 voturi : : Comentarii: 1