Facebook la romani: cum ar arata satul
pe o retea sociala
propus de: Claudia pe data: 4 Feb 2011
sursa: ?
Cum ar arata satul romanesc daca ar fi
un Farmvillage pe o retea sociala?
[Saturday]
* Ion is in a
relationship with Marie.
* Marie is
now in a relationship with Ion and other
26 people. (Popa Satului and other 24
people like this)
* Marie is
attending the event "Mulsul vacii" (Vaca
lui Marie and Ion like this)
* Marie
is not really attending the event
"Mulsul vacii". She is actually
attending Vasile in the barn.
* Ion
comes to see Marie attending the "Mulsul
vacii" event and finds out what is she
actually attending
* Ion is now
single.
* Ion was invited to join
group "Betivanii satului"
* Ion and
other 20 people are attending the event
"Betie la crasma". (Crasmarul likes
this)
* Ion set his status to:
"Suparat sunt doamne, iarasi suparat"
* Ion is now drunk and pissed on
Marie's Wall
* Marie finished
attending Vasile.
* Marie set her
status to: "Foarte obosita. Sper sa ma
pot trezi maine sa merg la biserica"
* Vasile commented to Marie's status
"Eu nici nu cred ca vin. Poate duminica
viitoare"
[Sunday]
*
"Babele din sat" are attending the event
"Slujba de duminica" (Popa satului,
Parintele Iosif, Cantoru' and Clopotaru'
like this)
* "Betivanii satului"
missed the event "Slujba de duminica"
because of it's interference with the
event "Betia de duminica" (The Devil 666
Satana likes this)
* Popa satului
and Popa Porno are now friends (The
Devil 666 Satana and Clopotaru' like
this)
[Monday]
* Marie
set her status to: "La spovedit..."
* Ion commented on Marie's status:
"Ce-i Marie, te-o prins rusinea?"
*
Marie also commented on her status:
"Taci, Ioane ca esti prost"
* Popa
satului also commented on Marie's
status: " :) ) :) )" (Primarul satului
likes this...)
* Vaca lu' Marie set
her status to "Muuuuuuuuuu..."
*
Marie commented to Vaca lu' Marie
status: "Ioi ce proasta is, am uitat sa
te mulg. Dupa spovedit vin si la tine.
Paste pana atunci" (Vaca lu' Marie likes
this.)
* Primarul satului added
"spaga" and "corruption" to his
activities (Popa satului likes this)
* Sefu de Post set his status to:
"La primarie, la o vorba cu primarul"
* Primarul satului is now attending
"Puscaria". (Bebita sapunaru' and all
his friends like this)
[Tuesday]
* Marie set her
status to "Watching «Fermier caut
nevasta», so f*** off"
* Vaca
lu’ Marie exploded. (Ion likes
this)
* Marie commented:
"vaaaaiii... o murit vaca... am uitat
s-o mulg... ma omoara tata cand se
intoarce de la crasma"
* Popa
satului also commented: "super, inca o
inmormantare pe saptamana asta"
(Cantoru' and Popa Porno likes this)
*** ... ***
* Popa satului,
Parintele Iosif and Clopotaru' are now
in a relationship and it's complicated.
(The Devil 666 Satana likes this)
[Wednesday]
* Popa satului
set his status to "Zi de post, fiilor"
(Babele satului like this; Betivii
satului dislike this)
* Tata lu
Marie posted on Marie's Wall: "Ce ai
facut cu vaca? Te omor"
* Tata lu
Marie killed Marie.
(Ion and
Popa satului likes this Vasile and other
25 people dislike this)
* Tata
lu Marie is now attending "Puscaria"
along with Primarul Satului
* Marie
is attending hell (The Devil 666 Satana,
Hitler, Stalin)
* Saddam Hussein and
other 75 bilion dead people like this)
* Vaca lu' Marie is attending Heaven
(Saint Peter likes this)
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